perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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