S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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