just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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