it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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