i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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