What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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