My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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