Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
be right there i have to get my cape
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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