Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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