I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
