Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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