dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
