Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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