All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
this boner is exhausting
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
vagina is talking i cant
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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