There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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