if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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