This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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