Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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