She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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