i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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