I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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