That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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