And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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