What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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