whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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