This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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