just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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