I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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