are you still at the devil's house?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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