walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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