dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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