cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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