My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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