why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
dude. I can hear the air.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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