i would punch a child for taco bell
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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