I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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