Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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