Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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