So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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