Just cropdusted the office
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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