brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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