Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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