so explain again why im purple
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Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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