I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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