Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You dont lie about slip and slides
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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