And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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