So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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