he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
