ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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