dude i'm inner monologue high
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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