yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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