Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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