He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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