You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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