Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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