My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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